you know whats fun? getting a cross dressing whore all drunk and pill-ed up and then making her send me big gift certificates. ...she sends it, she wraps her face in saran wrap, handcuffs herself to her chair, and struggles for air until I receive the certificate and call her so the ring of her phone lets "her" know she can fight her way out. rinse and repeat! so who looks crazyier... kari... or me hehehe