as many of you know, I have been auctioning off the chance to be one of my hookers. And by hooker I mean slutty piece of trash who does a bunch of sick skanky shit to earn money for me, legally.

I am going to be keeping tabs on my hookers in this thread. Not much will be revealed about the program they're on, because that would make my auctions pointless... but as much as CAN be revealed here, will be. ;>