ahaha! oh my god dude...
ok. so. yesterday Joe and I were being fucking freaks and making nasty crush and foot fetish videos. these are fucking hilarious to make, because we're catering to people who have a fetish for watching people stomp and destroy ... things. substances. food items, inanimate objects, bugs (id never do that, if they were living, or hadn't died of natural causes!)... etc etc.
We did bananas and eggs yesterday. Well, I did the banana, and Joe did the eggs. I was helping him make his vid, just on the sidelines out of eye shot, and when he stomped the first egg, I totally fucking got splattered with disgusting egg slop. I was all like, flailing around making sure not to get on cam while I held in my screams of laughter and watched the foul bird matter (pun intended) ooze down my legs and onto the carpet.� We made a nasssty mess doing that video, and when we were done I brought tinfoil over to Joe and wrapped it on his feet, so he could walk to the sink without getting egg on anything. Here's a picture:
Now don't worry about the carpet, we have a steam cleaner for situations like this. The exciting thing here, aside from the excellence of the entire situation, is the tinfoil on Joe's feet. Being smoked up and wacky, he started doing this character, and singing about his tennessee tinfoil shoes. It was magical. It reminded me of when that Mark McKinney (sp?) on 'Kids in the Hall' does his 'cool old black blues cat' character. It was sooooo great. I wish this video that I grabbed with my cell phone could portray the loopy fucking ... spazzy awesome righteous stupid vibe that was going on:
ok. so. yesterday Joe and I were being fucking freaks and making nasty crush and foot fetish videos. these are fucking hilarious to make, because we're catering to people who have a fetish for watching people stomp and destroy ... things. substances. food items, inanimate objects, bugs (id never do that, if they were living, or hadn't died of natural causes!)... etc etc.
We did bananas and eggs yesterday. Well, I did the banana, and Joe did the eggs. I was helping him make his vid, just on the sidelines out of eye shot, and when he stomped the first egg, I totally fucking got splattered with disgusting egg slop. I was all like, flailing around making sure not to get on cam while I held in my screams of laughter and watched the foul bird matter (pun intended) ooze down my legs and onto the carpet.� We made a nasssty mess doing that video, and when we were done I brought tinfoil over to Joe and wrapped it on his feet, so he could walk to the sink without getting egg on anything. Here's a picture:
Now don't worry about the carpet, we have a steam cleaner for situations like this. The exciting thing here, aside from the excellence of the entire situation, is the tinfoil on Joe's feet. Being smoked up and wacky, he started doing this character, and singing about his tennessee tinfoil shoes. It was magical. It reminded me of when that Mark McKinney (sp?) on 'Kids in the Hall' does his 'cool old black blues cat' character. It was sooooo great. I wish this video that I grabbed with my cell phone could portray the loopy fucking ... spazzy awesome righteous stupid vibe that was going on:
